April 2015: Blackstone
I, Lord Victor Nefarius of Stormwind, formally welcome you to Blackrock Mountain, my home.
Much as I wish I were extending this invitation under better circumstances, the situation at Blackrock Mountain is somewhat dire. The foolish Dark Iron dwarves have unwittingly summoned the Firelord Ragnaros into our fair world, and he now dares set up shop in this mountain that is rightfully mine!
(Any mortal being should also be concerned that he aims to burn the world to cinders.)
As a champion of Azeroth, you will, of course, lend me your strength in defeating the Elemental Lord. I look forward to your visit and your aid.
P.S. If you see any black dragons around, please ignore them. They aren’t up to anything nefarious.
P.P.S. I hope this invitation also allays any concerns you may have about recent rumors that I, myself, am a black dragon. I mean, that’s just ridiculous, isn’t it? And even if it were true, why should you concern yourself with such matters, right?
July 2014: Naxxramas
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|Sniff… Sniff… Is that Benjamin I smell?It is! Krush’gor was telling me that you’re heading into Naxxramas, the floating necropolis! Bold move, friend! Bold move!Here’s a few tips for adventurers seeking the treasures inside:* Avoid ooze, slime, or really anything glowing and sticky.
* Where there’s webs, there’s spiders! (or Nerubians)
* Don’t despair! Sometimes tweaking your deck will give you the edge you need!
* Don’t stand in the fire.
* Attack the skull.Oh here’s your receipt: